Hahahahahaha- that would definitely provoke a Frenzy, possibly a Wassail.
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Replying to @TheRedRaptor @arthur_affect
So interested in this exchange that I don't know where to begin, but wanted to declare solidarity re: mirrors
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Re vampires: pretty sure my mother was one but like the old school evil kind where they keep the victim in thrall long term for reasons
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Re perineal tears: gotta google their degrees, didn't know there was a defcon rating system for destroyed taints
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Re Cheerios: you copied that from white wolf I'm sure
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Replying to @IveryKirk @TheRedRaptor
Vampires suffering from arithmomania -- the pathological need to count objects -- is actually part of real vampire lore
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Bizarrely this means the Count Von Count is actually an accurate depiction of a vampire
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Replying to @arthur_affect @IveryKirk
He'd be an amazing sire. Prob an antediluvian.
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Replying to @TheRedRaptor @IveryKirk
"How many generations removed from Cain am I? ONE!" *thunderclap* "TWO!" *thunderclap* "THREE!" *thunderclap* "Ha ha ha!"
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Replying to @arthur_affect @IveryKirk
This could be the basis for the most amazing WoD campaign ever.
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He even had one of those passionately destructive BDSM vampire romances, with the Countessa von Backwards
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He would count something and she'd reverse count back down to zero, forcing him to count them again
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Replying to @arthur_affect @IveryKirk
She's def a True Brujah, 9 dots in Temporis.
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