Jonathan Colton compared having kids to becoming a vampire - the old self dies and a new self is born
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Replying to @arthur_affect @TheRedRaptor
I guess I'd just reply that the Nosferatu kind of vampire is just as or more common than the sparkly Twilight kind
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Replying to @arthur_affect
If parenthood meant that I got superpowers and could finally realize my dream of a cozy hideaway in the sewers, I'd sign on.
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Replying to @TheRedRaptor
As with vampirism there are many privileges and advantages you get in exchange for massive dependencies and weaknesses
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Replying to @arthur_affect @TheRedRaptor
Maybe not as bad as literally never seeing the sun again but still
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Replying to @arthur_affect
I dunno, I'd rather live forever in darkness than deal with a 4th degree perineal tear.
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Replying to @TheRedRaptor
I'd rather not have to drink someone else's blood to give my life meaning
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Replying to @arthur_affect
Ah, but what about when someone drops a ziplock bag of stale cheerios on the ground and you're compelled to pick them all up?
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Replying to @TheRedRaptor
I've already got the thing where I avoid mirrors
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Replying to @arthur_affect
What symbol could you brandish at parents to make them hiss and recoil?
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A YouTube video of someone covering "Let It Go" from Frozen
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Replying to @arthur_affect
Hahahahahaha- that would definitely provoke a Frenzy, possibly a Wassail.
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Replying to @TheRedRaptor @arthur_affect
So interested in this exchange that I don't know where to begin, but wanted to declare solidarity re: mirrors
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