If I'm not the first one among the people I know to die then I've been going about it all wrong https://twitter.com/mom_angst/status/866889976155316224 …
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I wouldn't fucking trust my own kids to take care of me in my old age, they'd be *my kids*, they'd be terrible
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I mean, to me the fact that my kids would be pretty terrible is a fairly selfless reason to NOT have kids. I'm sparing the world.
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