I'm with you. Sadly, I had three kids and a house before I figured this out. 
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It's a beautiful poem
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I get it. My kids are the reason I resist.
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While your choice Mr. Chu, as a dad myself I offer that you may cheat yourself of inconceivable joy & the world a very important person.
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"Children are your investment in the future" What a straight up idiotic thing to invest in
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Children are your way of ensuring never ending anxiety.
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If they believed having me would be a way to transmit their values into the future they pretty clearly fucked up
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