Pointing out the old white dude finds life pointless and aimless till he decides to ruin Earth by covering it in a pool of spreading egohttps://twitter.com/arthur_affect/status/862787360198713344 …
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He literally wants to consume the whole universe with his boundless ego bc he has nothing better to do
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Bc he got tired of building enormous monuments to his ego out of his ego
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And doesn't consider any life forms to be really people unless they have his DNA, and even then only if they tap into his ego
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Should I go on to add the part where he keeps a lady with an exotic accent as his prisoner/companion
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Bc pretending to have a relationship with her allows him to sleep at night after the atrocities he's committed
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Also his ability to mimic a human being peaked in the 1980s and has lost track of human culture and customs since then
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