Also: #1 uncreative pickup line when you tell someone you work at disney is "are you a princess"
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Replying to @JennyENicholson
"Hey gurl are you a Disney momma bc I intend to angst over your absence in my life to bootstrap my emotional development"
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Replying to @arthur_affect @JennyENicholson
"Hey gurl are you a female character from one of Disney's 'male-oriented' properties bc I'm upset I can't buy a plastic replica of you"
11:35 PM - 8 May 2017
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