Also: #1 uncreative pickup line when you tell someone you work at disney is "are you a princess"
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"I just wasn't that into him until he asked me for entry to my place of employment for free. That's when I was overcome with riotous lust"
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If you really wanted to pick up girls at Disneyland, everyone knows you just invite them to have a nice, refreshing Dole Whip™
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No, seriously, the idea is supposed to be flirting with ticket ppl so they're attracted to you so they give you free shit, this is backwards
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Simpsons-style "superliminal messaging" "HEY ASSHOLE JOIN THE NAVY"
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