Happy passover! I hope you all remembered to smear the blood of a slaughtered lamb over your door so God doesn't murder your children! 
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Replying to @rebeccawatson
See, I'm my dad's first born but not my mom's. Where the fuck do I stand in this?
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Replying to @JWB2313 @rebeccawatson
I think the rule is you have to be the firstborn son of a living person (male or female doesn't matter)
7:33 PM - 10 Apr 2017
from Cleveland, OH
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