You think Jesus gets mad when ppl pray to him for like a desk or a bookshelf "That's not my job anymore, that was just to make rent"https://twitter.com/beauty_jackson/status/842151289823854593 …
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The Bible makes it pretty clear before Jesus starts the preaching at the age of 30 no one thinks he's particularly special or interesting
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That's what "A prophet is without honor in his own country" is about, his preaching tour failed when he came to Nazareth
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"Hey look it's your cousin Jesus saying he's the Messiah and the world's ending" "Is this why he skipped town? I was hoping it was a girl"
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When they do Jesus movies they should cast an ugly dude, for authenticity "There was nothing in his appearance to recommend him"
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If you don't think Jesus' carpenter job was part of his identity, remember the only living thing he killed using his powers was... a tree
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Didn't he run some boar of a cliff or something? Or was that 90% gravity?
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all he did was move the demons to the pigs, they chose to run off that cliff
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