"Why are you wasting money getting ON the bus when you're just going to get off again? Make up your mind"https://twitter.com/leftleaningcock/status/840252313012981762 …
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(In context as a takedown of every single insufferable "Why don't they just..." standup but)
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he's a one-liner master.
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