I stole the above joke from Gilbert Gottfried and every time I want to make fun of his career I remember how good that line is
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(In context as a takedown of every single insufferable "Why don't they just..." standup but)
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Man, if I never again hear advice from people who can afford cars, I will be so happy.
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