Catching a mosquito that's been drinking your blood and being like... so should I eat it on principle or
I had a friend whose trick was to flex his muscle to trap the mosquito's proboscis in his flesh so it'd swell and burst
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gotta go for that ironic Pyrrhic victory
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do I look like I want a proboscis in my bulging muscles
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hey I try not to judge based on appearances
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