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Mad genius, comedian, actor, and freelance voiceover artist broadcasting from the distant shores of Lake Erie (he/him)

Broadview Heights, Ohio
arthur-chu.com
Joined August 2009

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    1. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 7 Mar 2017
      Replying to @arthur_affect

      Douglas Adams said he permanently got turned off standup comedy by the "Why don't they make the plane out of black boxes" joke

      1 reply 3 retweets 20 likes
    2. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 7 Mar 2017
      Replying to @arthur_affect

      That he got pissed the more he thought abt how often a comedic POV is constructed out of laziness and ignorance, refusing to think abt shit

      1 reply 3 retweets 16 likes
    3. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 7 Mar 2017
      Replying to @arthur_affect

      You know basic shit like "The indestructible black box is very dense and a plane made out of the same stuff would be too heavy"

      1 reply 2 retweets 9 likes
    4. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 7 Mar 2017
      Replying to @arthur_affect

      I don't wanna say that kind of lazy snark is some kind of social crisis but it is very annoying to be around

      2 replies 2 retweets 16 likes
    5. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 7 Mar 2017
      Replying to @arthur_affect

      I remember Gilbert Gottfried of all ppl owned Jerry Seinfeld's whole "I just don't get it" shtick pretty hard

      1 reply 4 retweets 14 likes
    6. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 7 Mar 2017
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      "I don't understand buses. People pay to get on them, then ten minutes later they get off again! What's the point?"

      1 reply 3 retweets 12 likes
    7. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 7 Mar 2017
      Replying to @arthur_affect

      So I mean it's not like Cinemasins made up this annoying genre of annoying joke they're just a high-density vein of it

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    8. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 7 Mar 2017
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      It's mostly jokes in the same vein as "Why is there Braille on drive-through ATMs ha ha ha"

      2 replies 2 retweets 4 likes
    9. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 7 Mar 2017
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      With each one answerable by some variant on "Keypads are mass produced not artisanally crafted Mr Funnyman"

      4 replies 2 retweets 10 likes
    10. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 7 Mar 2017
      Replying to @arthur_affect

      RESERVOIR DOGS, SIN #47: "Wait, didn't that guy just get shot by the other guy? How is he alive again and back in his apartment"

      2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 7 Mar 2017

      INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS, SIN #102: "Wait but Hitler didn't die in real life did he? I'm so confused"

      1:19 PM - 7 Mar 2017
      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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        2. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 7 Mar 2017
          Replying to @arthur_affect

          MULHOLLAND DRIVE, SIN #8: "AAAAAHHHHHH"

          2 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
        3. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 7 Mar 2017
          Replying to @arthur_affect

          Anyway it's annoying partly bc poking ironic holes in good movies is fun in small doses and this brand is a constant overdose of it

          1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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