What's fun is imagining a movie that actually corrected all the "sins" and noticing that it would generally be fucking terrible https://twitter.com/thelindsayellis/status/839196193179643905 …
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"Cinemasins know their nitpicks are dumb and just do it to be funny" You could replace the nitpicks with fart sounds then, couldn't you
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I never get this defense, the joke is supposed to be they saw something hilariously obvious that the filmmakers fucked up, that's the humor
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If the joke is that they just say totally random bullshit in response to a movie they're half sleeping through then it's not that funny
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I'd like to parody their shtick with a reviewer character who's just slightly more annoying and clueless
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THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK SIN #55: "Wait, what happened to his hand? He had a hand before and now he doesn't. MAJOR screwup!"
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CASABLANCA, SIN #12: "Wait is this a World War II movie? Why didn't they say that at the beginning? I thought this was a Civil War movie"
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MAD MAX FURY ROAD, SIN #89: "Wait, Mel Gibson isn't even in this"
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Douglas Adams said he permanently got turned off standup comedy by the "Why don't they make the plane out of black boxes" joke
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That he got pissed the more he thought abt how often a comedic POV is constructed out of laziness and ignorance, refusing to think abt shit
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You know basic shit like "The indestructible black box is very dense and a plane made out of the same stuff would be too heavy"
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I don't wanna say that kind of lazy snark is some kind of social crisis but it is very annoying to be around
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