Forget that Jon is drinking dog semen. Think of the effort she put into getting him to drink it.pic.twitter.com/0CVmcm7NRp
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Forget that Jon is drinking dog semen. Think of the effort she put into getting him to drink it.pic.twitter.com/0CVmcm7NRp
She's obviously gotten him used to seeing coffee cups at visits. Months, maybe years of habituating the idea of coffee in the exam room.
Mugs, not plastic cups. She has an actual coffee maker, makes a ritual of it.
So she's groomed Jon to think coffee mugs during pet exams are perfectly normal.
Then, she got a sample of dog semen. Took the effort to move it from a sample vial into a coffee cup.
The average dog ejaculates about 12ml. http://m.reproduction-online.org/content/3/2/173
Assuming this mug is 8oz, she'd need to have collected about 20 samples of dog ejaculate.pic.twitter.com/38DVSwKEA1
Assume Jon is very health-conscious, and brings his pets to the vet every 3 months. It would take her 5 years to fill that coffee mug.
wait why would it take 5 years to get 20 samples? Jon's not her only patient
or rather Jon's pets aren't
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