Those seven new planets are waiting nervously to see if we all die before we manage to send out the first thirsty rockets
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Tfw you're all packed up and ready to ghost on Earth bc you know Earth is never gonna give you your deposit back
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Aliens: "Well you could fix that up in 200 years easy, it's just a little dry and cold" "Wait no Earth is the next one in" "...Shit"
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Humans being humans, there's a pretty good chance we'll be perceived by the host planet in a Star Trek Bad Guys sort-of-way.
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Always wondered if we turn out to be the Klingons all along.
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