Every time we've been asked to elect a Black Republican he's been good at something, be it brain surgery or running a shitty pizza place https://twitter.com/simon_mcpherson/status/827730841161891840 …
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"We elected the idiot who traded Sammy Sosa?!" - imaginary coma patient who wakes up in 2004, Robin Williams
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Being the managing partner of a pro baseball team might be the only "job" that requires less work than doing nothing.
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