Every time we've been asked to elect a Black Republican he's been good at something, be it brain surgery or running a shitty pizza place https://twitter.com/simon_mcpherson/status/827730841161891840 …
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(Don't @ me about how W ran the Texas Rangers)
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"We elected the idiot who traded Sammy Sosa?!" - imaginary coma patient who wakes up in 2004, Robin Williams
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Chris Rock joked that he & his basketball player neighbor are the best in their field while their white neighbor is a dentist
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I've camped with the Boy Scouts in Alpine.
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The Bush’s looted Silverado Savings & Loan. Misplaced a
$B & couldn’t figure out who had it last. That was a pretty hard day.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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