Or hey -- there is no spare cryopod, but Aurora and Jim stay broken up, and they have to now live the rest of their lives as roommates
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Unless one of them is willing to resort to murder or suicide
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Think of how interestingly fucked up and awful that would be
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(It actually seems to be a fairly large ship, one that's "big enough for the two of them")
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(Imagine the future colonists waking up and discovering a ship with a clearly demarcated border between JIM'S SIDE and AURORA'S SIDE)
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Total social isolation, we know, is enough to destroy your sanity - but what about social contact with one other person who hates you
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Now I'm imagining a black comedy sequence of their small society growing as they keep coming up with excuses to open up more cryopods
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"I really wish there were someone awake on this ship who knew how to play the banjo"
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"I'm having relationship problems, I need a kindly older black friend with no apparent backstory of his own around who can give me advice"
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I mentioned RED DWARF and I just realized the problem in this movie only exists because this expedition didn't freeze any cats
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Why would you colonize a distant planet and not bring any cats along, then you'd have a whole civilization with no cats
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Clearly the better ending is for Chris Pratt to unfreeze a couple of cats then for the colonists to wake up to find the ship totally overrun
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