Voting for Trump was the ultimate anti-choice move because now we're all stuck taking care of this giant idiot baby we didn't want.
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Replying to @OhNoSheTwitnt
HE'S JUST A LITTLE GASSY AT THE MOMENT, CHINA, AND HE'S USUALLY IN BED BY 7:30.
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In this metaphor, the ppl who voted for him are the collective deadbeat dad "Preventative measures were your responsibility"
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I'm quite mad at ppl who voted for him but didn't think he'd win or thought if he did win "The System" would somehow rein him in
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The best rebuttal to the idea that the Deep State had JFK killed for being too dangerously independent is that Donald Trump is doing fine
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A remake of the Sinbad movie "First Kid" about the Secret Service agent who has to keep Donald Trump safe during his various hijinks
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Keeping in the subplot where the First Kid character sneaks out of the White House to go on a date with a 14-year-old girl
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Did he then pay her off to not tell his parents
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