So the reason Jennifer Lawrence ends up in that awful situation is she's a writer and has published articles for Chris Pratt to latch onto
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Replying to @arthur_affect
Writers should put in their bios "If you're reading this in the future and have the tech to resurrect me as your love slave, please don't"
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PLOT TWIST what if when she was like 20 JLaw published a fluff piece "Sometimes I wish the world didn't exist except for my bf and Netflix"
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Replying to @arthur_affect
Then ten years later her cryo pod opens to reveal a deranged Chris Pratt "Oct 22 2013, for Jezebel, DID YOU MEAN IT"
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Replying to @JennyENicholson
An unstable, depressed Chris Pratt browses the shipboard data banks, stumbles on "Suicide Squad Sales Pitch"
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Replying to @arthur_affect
Up Next: "Top 10 Reasons I Don't Want To Live Alone With You In Space" autoplay on
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"Computer, search for the other girl in the video, the one with the glasses"
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