There's a bunch of things this guy could've done that, while still evil, would be less evil
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I'd argue "Wake up everyone all at once" could be considered less evil
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Barring that if he MUST wake someone up rather than do the honorable thing and kill himself he could make the criterion who would mind least
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Anyway how many other things has he really tried to pass the time? Why not have the computer cook up some really hard drugs
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No but seriously I have a problem with Western art treating the Will to Survive - as opposed to helping others - as inherently virtuous
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A true hero would've looked at that situation and said "All I'm gonna do is waste a bunch of food and energy going crazy and dying anyway"
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"Barkeep, give me a drink to die painlessly and wish the others the best of luck"
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Speaking of which if he's such a great engineer why doesn't he at least try to rebuild the robot bartender into a robot girlfriend first
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He's got all of JLaw's data, he could even try to make it into a fake JLaw, no ones awake to judge
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Anyway going from the realism angle, after she finds out, how are they ever gonna have a happily ever after ending
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Every fight will immediately devolve into "But YOU kidnapped me and trapped me in the hell of the void"
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C'mon this is gonna be a marriage forever teetering on the knife edge of murder-suicide
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