Yo if I were stuck in some kind of awful hell with the option to drag someone else into it I pray I'd have the decency to just kill myselfpic.twitter.com/8Q2wl6Qfsf
Mad genius, comedian, actor, and freelance voiceover artist broadcasting from the distant shores of Lake Erie (he/him)
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Yo if I were stuck in some kind of awful hell with the option to drag someone else into it I pray I'd have the decency to just kill myselfpic.twitter.com/8Q2wl6Qfsf
There's a bunch of things this guy could've done that, while still evil, would be less evil
I'd argue "Wake up everyone all at once" could be considered less evil
Barring that if he MUST wake someone up rather than do the honorable thing and kill himself he could make the criterion who would mind least
Anyway how many other things has he really tried to pass the time? Why not have the computer cook up some really hard drugs
No but seriously I have a problem with Western art treating the Will to Survive - as opposed to helping others - as inherently virtuous
A true hero would've looked at that situation and said "All I'm gonna do is waste a bunch of food and energy going crazy and dying anyway"
"Barkeep, give me a drink to die painlessly and wish the others the best of luck"
Speaking of which if he's such a great engineer why doesn't he at least try to rebuild the robot bartender into a robot girlfriend first
He's got all of JLaw's data, he could even try to make it into a fake JLaw, no ones awake to judge
Awkward when she wakes up in eighty years and finds a robot facsimile of her covered in Prattgoo™.
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