The worst thing about the Assassin's Creed movie is it makes you think for a second that the story in the actual games is goodhttps://twitter.com/CeltThulu/status/813958903746756608 …
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Like the story of the movie is so obviously a shitty copy of something your brain assumes the thing it's a copy of must be worth copying
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You know I miss the days when no one took video game movies seriously so they were free to be hilariously bad instead of just bad
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Raul Julia as M. Bison. Dennis Hopper as King Koopa. Performances that only get recorded bc "Who the fuck cares it's a video game movie"
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Time was when you heard "Jeremy Irons is playing the bad guy in a video game movie" you'd have some juicy quotable quotes coming your way
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I don't in fact remember a single line from the script of this film
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I'm also certain the plot was riddled with holes and inconsistencies but I didn't care enough to pick up on what they were exactly
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Which if you know me means a movie is really really good or really really bad
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I just found out the movie is supposed to be part of the games' canon? And that's why the main plot isn't actually resolved in the movie?
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My goodness that is an incredibly garbage artistic decision
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Wait how does it make sense for the movie to be canon to the games? That means the bad guys did the same failed evil plan twice
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Like, after their evil plan failed in the games they did the exact same thing over again and it failed again the exact same way
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For certain types of organizations, that is oddly believable.
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