Note: Grover Cleveland wasn't from Cleveland and Cleveland is named after Moses Cle(a)veland
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They might've been related but that's bc all old-timey famous white dudes were
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Anyway the media liked Frances Cleveland for being young and pretty and overlooked the age difference thing
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The previous FLotUS had been Grover Cleveland's sister whom the media disliked for being too smart and too butch
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(Rose Cleveland, it turns out, was in fact a lesbian)
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Our most awesome queer First Lady was still Eleanor Roosevelt though
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Fun fact: No one knows for sure but there's a good chance Eleanor Roosevelt slept with Amelia Earhart
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Eleanor was probably gay rather than bi, only dude we know she slept with was FDR and she's on record considering sex with him to be gross
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Which I would rather think of as an orientation issue than besmirch the good name of the 32nd president
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Grover Cleveland's trick where he got them to consider him as "two presidents" rather than throw the numbers off is prime gaming the system
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There's two of him in Madame Tussaud's Hall of Presidents (I'm annoyed they didn't make the second one slightly fatter)
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Also he was a vicious austerity president who repeatedly vetoed benefits for homeless vets but no one cares about that stuff
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Best case scenario is that President Trump will cause enormous suffering but none of it will rise to world war level so history will forget
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