Christmas is a dude. It only comes once but everyone celebrates. Chanukah is a chick. It comes 8 times in a row but it's not that important.
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The Red Sea was parted though ok and that's some Midol level shit, son. Please don't sully the history of my people.
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even the Angel of Death knows better than to come by when it's bloody doorframe time
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