now i'm down a youtube wormhole of chickens killing mice, this is fucked up, i hate thishttps://twitter.com/JanFreedman/status/809381613805142016 …
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Replying to @laureneoneal
In Jurassic Park Crichton's narration acknowledges dinosaurs are birds and birds have always felt creepy and off to mammals
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Replying to @arthur_affect @laureneoneal
chickens are like that. You don't know if a chicken is happy, sad, angry. They seem to just suddenly react for no reason
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Replying to @arthur_affect @laureneoneal
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" Who actually knows
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Replying to @arthur_affect
I just....I thought chickens were vegetarians.....
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Replying to @laureneoneal
best not to think abt how the reason the eggs are healthier and more flavorful is protein from vermin they ate
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Replying to @arthur_affect
I don't eat meat and I don't eat eggs that often so it's all kind of a weird gross mystery to me!
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Replying to @laureneoneal
yeah the composition of eggs is apparently very directly affected by what the chicken ate last
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Replying to @laureneoneal
not that weird, their body has to make more of that shit every day so
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*begins to make up analogy for what bodily secretion eggs would be if chickens were humans, stops*
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