In the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus," Santa Claus is:
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Replying to @DiscordianKitty @madgurl69 and
Apparently you're not allowed to engage in carnal activities on Christmas
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Replying to @arthur_affect @DiscordianKitty and
No seriously idk but apparently they lifted the ban when the guy "explained" the song
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Replying to @arthur_affect @DiscordianKitty and
So I guess the canon explanation is that Santa is the mom's lawfully wedded husband
6:33 AM - 22 Dec 2016
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