"They're trampling Star Wars tradition! Why can't the white hero's mentor be a WHITE old man who gets fridged somewhere at the 0:45 mark"
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Seriously I'm not like mad, I'm just begging for most of this PoC cast to make it to the actual end of the movie before horribly dying
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Maybe even for one of them to outlive the pretty white girl, if only by a matter of a few seconds
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Like if in the final scene Felicity Jones is the one who throws the disk to Diego Luna and then she gets shot just before he gets shot
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And he's the one who manages to put the disk in the transmitter just before getting shot, surviving her by exactly 10 seconds
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I'd be all genuinely touched and like "Wow, this is a huge step forward for our people"
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Like at the end of Ep VII "Hey wait a minute - the black dude who sacrificed himself for the white girl is NOT ACTUALLY DEAD, he COMES BACK"
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"Do you hear that, my Black comrades? We've reached the point where you can sacrifice yourself to save White girls and NOT DIE FROM IT"
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They put Lando in the Falcon instead of Han so there'd be suspense over whether when the Death Star inevitably blew up it'd take him with it
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Look they just need to bring Billy Dee Williams back so a generation of young geeks can get catharsis that Lando ended up outliving Han
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A lot of us are still on the edge of our seats hoping they won't drop "Oh before Han died uhh Lando passed away from cancer the year before"
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Replying to @arthur_affect
whatever happens, at least jar jar binks didn't become emperor
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