Imagine if future scientists found cat fossils - skeletons only, not the skin - and therefore imagined them as hairless scary death machines
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Imagine them learning they'd gotten the basic facts of cat biology correct, but their artist's depictions failed to account for the floof
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I mean why wouldn't a real T-Rex look like thispic.twitter.com/o7MGIgEtY9
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People who act like being a giant chicken demeans the T-Rex haven't experienced what it's like to narrowly escape a vicious pecking
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Every time I eat a whole grocery store rotisserie chicken by myself it's to remind the dinosaurs whose clade ended up winning this war
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*throw a tiny piece of chicken to a cat* "Synapsid pride, brother! Fuck the theropods"
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Cat: "I don't know what choices my ancestors made so now I'm smaller than some upright ground squirrel with hands, but I don't like it"
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