Imagine if future scientists found cat fossils - skeletons only, not the skin - and therefore imagined them as hairless scary death machines
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*throw a tiny piece of chicken to a cat* "Synapsid pride, brother! Fuck the theropods"
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Cat: "I don't know what choices my ancestors made so now I'm smaller than some upright ground squirrel with hands, but I don't like it"
End of conversation
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Mum would hold up the frozen chicken to my budgies when they were being too noisy.
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