And Jesus felt his time grow near. So he cried out, "The only relevant holiday in December is my birthday. Not Chanukah, not Kwanzaa"
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"also fuck any Christians using a different liturgical calendar & thus celebrating Christmas in January."
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Constantine LOVED stuffing.
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my favorite thing about happy holidays is that Christmas is a set of multiple holy days so
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