And Jesus felt his time grow near. So he cried out, "The only relevant holiday in December is my birthday. Not Chanukah, not Kwanzaa"
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And Saul was struck blind on the road to Damascus. And he saw a figure of light, saying, "Is Christmas a thing yet? Are they saying Merry
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And the Emperor Constantine heard a voice of thunder, "On second thought I think we should start saying it right after Halloween"
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