2065: "It's not a bomb, it's just a digital clock!" "I know that! The last digital clock turned our office into a child porn ring"pic.twitter.com/hZvMcXCFNq
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2065: "It's not a bomb, it's just a digital clock!" "I know that! The last digital clock turned our office into a child porn ring"pic.twitter.com/hZvMcXCFNq
In 2065 most infosec experts recommend if possible using only clockwork devices powered by winding springs
"Unfortunately all plugs manufactured to work with post-2050 power outlets are also universal Turing machines"
"In retrospect, privatizing the power grid and allowing it to demand a Google login for use was shortsighted"
"As the government seeks funding to purge malware from its Smart Urban Lighting initiative, half the country remains in permanent darkness"
In 2065 the equivalent of a shoeshine station is a powerful portable EMP attempting to kill active processes in your shoes hair and clothing
A court case states if the nanite dust on your hair and skin is distributing copyrighted content the RIAA is allowed to burn you alive
This is an automated process carried out by a content matching algorithm and five satellite-mounted microwave laser weapons
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