2065: "It's not a bomb, it's just a digital clock!" "I know that! The last digital clock turned our office into a child porn ring"pic.twitter.com/hZvMcXCFNq
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In 2065 the equivalent of a shoeshine station is a powerful portable EMP attempting to kill active processes in your shoes hair and clothing
Doctors claim the intense magnetic field may cause cancer, but most ppl still get it done weekly
I read that as "Smart Urban Lightning," and pictured botnet-controlled towers blasting lightning bolts at folks for 1024chan
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