2065: "It's not a bomb, it's just a digital clock!" "I know that! The last digital clock turned our office into a child porn ring"pic.twitter.com/hZvMcXCFNq
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"Unfortunately all plugs manufactured to work with post-2050 power outlets are also universal Turing machines"
"In retrospect, privatizing the power grid and allowing it to demand a Google login for use was shortsighted"
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