"Sure you expect if I threw a gauntlet in China's face I would back it up, but you see when you're talking at the bar, or the dinner table"
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I remember as a young Taiwanese American being able to mock my relatives for their politics being hilariously corrupt and chaotic
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Now they've elected their Elizabeth Warren and we've elected our version of the MP who went around punching people
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So does Lewandowski expect all the rest of America to treat Trump the way one treats one's friend at the bar who's "just talking"
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300 million Americans show up at the Chinese embassy "Dude he doesn't mean anything by it he's just an asshole. Let's not make this a thing"
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"I swear the majority of us didn't even vote for the guy. We're just gonna take him home now. We're leaving right away, I swear"
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Ha ha this is literally the job Romney is interviewing for, that's why the entrance exam is a gauntlet of craven self-abasement and begging
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Of course Romney has to compete with Trump's other drinking buddy "Mad Dog", the dude who's always chortling "YEAH DONNY FUCK HIM UP"
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Fuck this is assuming he even hires Romney. If it's Giuliani or Gingrich Donny's whole squad will be pounding the tables cheering
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Donald's enabling bros all getting out their phones "He's totally gonna say some shit tonight and the global consequences gonna be lit af"
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"When Donald starts running his mouth in public start recording cuz you know it'll be 


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America, driving home with a puke-covered Trump in the backseat. America's girlfriend: "I just don't understand why you elected this guy"
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"I don't want to talk about it" "But you knew he was like this when you met him -" "I SAID I don't want to talk about it"
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