Think about the fact that Romney's not allowed to get drunk at this dinner or at any point after it https://twitter.com/tyrangiel/status/803781008025849857 …
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Fuck, as a Mormon he's not even allowed to have a sofa You know if I were him I might've just gone ahead and ordered a chocolate milk
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It's funny thinking that if Trump's claims about being teetotal are true then every single one of his tweets was a completely sober tweet
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It's like what happens if he gets drunk? Does he somehow go through the floor and wrap around to being very thoughtful and self-aware
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So like if he's substance free rn, if you gave him cocaine would he slow down to normal? LSD let him accurately perceive mundane reality?
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Would getting him high on molly wipe the smile off his face and force him to treat situations with appropriate seriousness
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At the very least would a strong dose of molly cause him to stop being all touchy feely and keep his hands to himself
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