also bc those movies do not have the budget to pay A-list actresses to play human girlfriends
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Replying to @arthur_affect @MadScientist212 and
I like how Avengers just had a file photo of Natalie Portman "She's in Iceland btw"
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Sure Thor. You have a real girlfriend, who lives in Iceland.
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it is v annoying that Thor dumps his super hot asskicking goddess gf for a human damsel in distress
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Replying to @arthur_affect @BootlegGirl and
and Thor/Sif is the more canonical pairing. From, you know, actual Norse mythology
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Replying to @arthur_affect @BootlegGirl and
the comics backstory is actually a pretty cool Strong Female Character retcon
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Replying to @arthur_affect @BootlegGirl and
Loki steals Sif's beautiful golden hair, as in the original myths
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Replying to @arthur_affect @BootlegGirl and
but in this version the Dwarves cannot restore her original hair
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Replying to @arthur_affect @BootlegGirl and
instead they make her new hair not out of gold but of iron
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Replying to @arthur_affect @BootlegGirl and
turning her from a blonde goddess of beauty and love to a black haired goddess of war
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and she trains to be Thor's equal so Loki will never be able to humiliate her like that again
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