Millennials are just ppl who started playing Monopoly four hours after the game started https://twitter.com/mutablejoe/status/802662948707581952 …
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Note: Monopoly was invented by a lady during the Great Depression as a demo of the inherent flaws of capitalism, but ppl thought it was fun
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When you play Monopoly according to the original rules it doesn't take long for the system to collapse and everyone to go bankrupt
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Most ppl play the game with "cheating" house rules that delay the inevitable to keep ppl from getting mad, much like we do in real life
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When Dad says "Ok just let your sister borrow a few thousand to keep her in the game" he is literally being Obama and doing a bailout
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The "natural" ending of Monopoly is one person driving everyone else bankrupt, then all of them beating him up. This is also realistic
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FDR was basically a dad trying to keep the game going as long as possible without anyone kicking over the board
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While keeping up the pretense that he wasn't just making up new rules as he went along
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