so change your last name to chustein. Problem solved 
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I’m usually onboard with white privilege but do you know how many guys I know named David Nguyen??
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to be fair you're from melbourne, where nguyen is literally the most popular surname after smith.
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