I hadn't considered how you can make an offensive team name exponentially worse by doing historical riffing on it https://twitter.com/nativeapprops/status/792377348683341828 …
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Replying to @arthur_affect
My HS's sports mascot was the Crusaders (ugh) and an opposing team saying "GET READY FOR THE SIEGE OF DAMASCUS" would've been fuckin sweet
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Replying to @arthur_affect
I also approve of a banner saying "GET READY FOR THE MARCH TO THE SEA" for any team called the "Rebels"
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Replying to @arthur_affect
"GET READY FOR HABITAT LOSS AND POACHING" for the 60%-plus of teams that are various big cats
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Replying to @titd_chris
for the Cubs: "GET READY FOR EXOTIC ANIMAL TRAFFICKING"
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Patriots: "GET READY FOR CYNICAL MANIPULATION BY POLITICIANS AND THE MEDIA"
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