It could use another 10,000 words of groveling.
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and an "I resign."
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It's like getting an email that just says "Really sorry I took a shit on your couch. That was shitty" and leaves it at that
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There's a separate class of fauxpology that doesn't even try to placate anyone, just tries to fit the technical definition of an apology
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It's the hashtag that kills it for me. Apologies shouldn't have hashtags or SEO considerations.
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the emotions, the gut wrenching gravitas; truly must have really taken a lot out of him...
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He couldn't even include a personal pronoun in there... must be really heartfelt.
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