THIS IS MY CURSE @screamingturnip @arthur_affect
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Replying to @BootlegGirl @arthur_affect
"You have to choose a side" "I choose a side outside of the blast radius" *chucks another lightbombsaber*
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Replying to @screamingturnip @BootlegGirl
headcanon is lightsabers came first, blasters started as defective lightsabers, and that's why Jedi dislike em
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"I broke the part that holds the blade on, now it shoots off into infinity, guess I'll throw it out" "Wait"
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prolly have an underserved rep for being "clumsy and random" bc the first ones really did just spew everywhere
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like how guns ultimately descend from "fire-lances", polearms with spewing tubes of shrapnel on them
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and they're "dishonorable" bc they made plasma energy weapons accessible to the non-psychic-ninja masses
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also Ben thinks a shot to the heart is less civilized than leaving Anakin a helpless wriggling torso
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like all the nerds who think war was better when you had to personally hack ppl to pieces or bash their skulls
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Replying to @arthur_affect @BootlegGirl
ironically why he almost HAD to get shot. 'cause nerds have been stewing on the idea of stopping bolts for years
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in EU there's a Jedi who pulls off a feat even more impressive than blocking a bolt with a blade
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which is shooting blaster bolts out of the air with other blaster bolts
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