Now im imagining a variation on the police scene in Fight Club where Ben Kenobi thinks Obi-Wan is his roommate and accidentally makes >
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> half of Tattooine his apprentices. "I'm sorry sir, you gave us strict orders." *Ignore saber* "we gotta take your legs."
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*flashback at the start of the episode* Ben is kneeling on the floor of a speeder garage with a blue saber at his neck
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"This building is wired with 2000 megatons of permacrete...
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"And all I can think at this moment is it all has to do with a girl named Mar'la ReysLastName."
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"I used to be a Jedi. I thought I had it pretty good. My lightsaber was my life.
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"How I became roommates with Obi-Wan... It started on a transport to Anchorage." *Ben sits next to Obi Wan*
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"Every time I ride a transport I find myself praying it's going to crash." "Hi. I'm Obi-Wan. I make soap."
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"Help me, Obi-Wan, you're my only hope" "...What did you just call me?"
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