"Call him Ben, that was his creepy desert hobo name. He'd like to remembered as that."
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Replying to @screamingturnip @BootlegGirl
I'm not sure exactly how the timeline syncs up but I think he was Ben for more total time than he was Obi-Wan
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Replying to @arthur_affect @BootlegGirl
and most of that time, he's a guy living in the desert dressed up in the star wars equivalent of a CSA uniform.
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and ftr, it's probably not smart. False positives are probably your best friend if you're a jedi on the lam.
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"I sense someone, a presence I haven't felt since... let me go ask the 1 person who lives in 50 miles of here"
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Replying to @screamingturnip @BootlegGirl
they established that the reason he's there is Darth Vader can't go to Tatooine without triggering his PTSD
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Replying to @screamingturnip @BootlegGirl
Yoda does take that route though, literally can't throw a rock in that swamp w/o hitting something eldritch
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the Skywalker Conspiracy has two opposite redundant plans for everything
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like raise one twin to live in the middle of nowhere obsessed w his father's legacy
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raise another in the heights of privilege as part of a loving family
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