Then, after a veyr long time, Luke Skywalker, who in this canon is heterosexual, gets married and has a kid, Ben Skywalker
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Ben Skywalker is a good guy and saves the galaxy.
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Now we phase over to the Disney canon, where again, Mr. Solo and Ms. Organa marry and reproduce
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For some reason, they decide to name their child Ben, for Kenobi, who each of them knew for between 3 minutes (Leia) and a couple days (Han)
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Well he was a well known Jedi who happened to have a nickname that I'm not sure anyone but Luke knew about.
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"Call him Ben, that was his creepy desert hobo name. He'd like to remembered as that."
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I'm not sure exactly how the timeline syncs up but I think he was Ben for more total time than he was Obi-Wan
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and most of that time, he's a guy living in the desert dressed up in the star wars equivalent of a CSA uniform.
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and ftr, it's probably not smart. False positives are probably your best friend if you're a jedi on the lam.
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"I sense someone, a presence I haven't felt since... let me go ask the 1 person who lives in 50 miles of here"
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they established that the reason he's there is Darth Vader can't go to Tatooine without triggering his PTSD
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