People who freak out at rats but not feral cats even though the cat is literally made of nothing but digested and metabolized rat
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Replying to @arthur_affect
I can't be too mad at raccoons bc they're what we would be if some other species achieved dominance first and we had to eat their garbage
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They've got the little proto hands and everything
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It's not at all difficult to imagine that if humans died out raccoons would quickly replace us, they're like halfway there already
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People like to imagine it'd be cats that evolved civilization even though behavior-wise cats are clearly furry orcs
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If they weren't so cute it'd be easy to recognize almost all cat behaviors are about their obsession with killing
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You say this, while I have one arm pinned down under a big fat napping cat who rescues smaller animals from danger regularly.
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Replying to @arthur_affect @SecretGamerGrrl
technically I am an apex predator but here I am spending the day motionless and consuming heavily processed grains
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one of the best details in Zootopia was the totally out of shape donut addicted desk sergeant who is technically a cheetah
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and gets caught up in anti-predator hysteria with everyone else
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