Did I ever mention being in Shanghai and watching people coo at an exhibit of an adorable raccoon family in their natural habitat
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"In Ohio you can watch this adorable tableau for free every night by leaving your garbage uncovered"
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Whatever, there's clearly an alternate timeline where domestication went a little differently and cats are raccoons and raccoons are cats
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People who freak out at rats but not feral cats even though the cat is literally made of nothing but digested and metabolized rat
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I can't be too mad at raccoons bc they're what we would be if some other species achieved dominance first and we had to eat their garbage
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They've got the little proto hands and everything
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It's not at all difficult to imagine that if humans died out raccoons would quickly replace us, they're like halfway there already
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People like to imagine it'd be cats that evolved civilization even though behavior-wise cats are clearly furry orcs
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If they weren't so cute it'd be easy to recognize almost all cat behaviors are about their obsession with killing
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He is on a factual level completely right but who can resist laughing at Jonathan Franzen's outrage over cats carrying out bird genocide
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Or this guy, who is also factually completely right but has set himself up as the villain of an animated moviehttp://www.livescience.com/26525-cat-eradication-new-zealand-save-birds.html …
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