@marieberd Kangaroos are deer that fight back.
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@marieberd yup, and koalas are viciousThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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But wombats are still cute killing machines. Kangaroos are not cute...they are scary.
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Wombats are extremely strong mofos that just never bothered to sculpt for definition, like Olympic weightlifters
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That's a kangaroo. Or maybe a wallaby. A wombat is this guy.pic.twitter.com/A7fSpcDpQL
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I wonder if said kangaroo would ask me if I lift and mock me for my paltry attempts at exercise.
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@marieberd I know that guy! He's king Roger of the Kangaroo Sanctuary Alice Springs. Lovely boy https://www.facebook.com/thekangaroosanctuary/ …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@marieberd and I say this an Aussie but we like to make them sound more scary than they are just for lulzThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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holy SHIT
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@DukeOfVinings yeah but ya gotta love a 6 pack
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